Ho, ho, ho. New eBooks this month: A Very Scary Christmas, They're Coming For You 6, Scary (the best of O. Penn-Coughin), and the updated Ultimate Coffin Box Set: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read, Vol. 1-6. Sounds like someone has been busy. A good excuse not to write here.

Make sure to visit THE SCARY STORY PODCAST, this month featuring holiday horror from the pages of A Very Scary Christmas.

Things I'm exhumed about right now... hammering home the final nails into this year's Santa's Workshop, figgy pudding, Dean Martin, and Christmas chimichurri.

I wish you all a very scary Christmas and to all a good fright. AAAH!

Happy Day of the Dead!

Grimm was a major disappointment, I must say. It just about put me in a coma.

Halloween, though, was epic. I visited Mrs. Speed and her 5th grade class at Juniper Elementary and had one ghoulishly awesome time. Came home, ate donuts, and watched The Sixth Sense, House on Haunted Hill, The Invisible Man, and The Phillip Rivers Nightmare.

Things I'm seriously exhumed about right now: the first snow of the season (any day now), the return of Fringe, and dead turkeys.

Until next time...

Hell-oh. I've started these before, so don't anybody hold their breath that it will stick this time. That being said, here we go. Again...

Things I'm exhumed about right now: my new WELCOME TO HELL series; Halloween; and only 9 more days until Grimm. I don't know if it'll be any good, but what the Hell.

All right. Me go bye-bye now.